Putin and Trump exchange idle threats.
Poor Donald thinks he’s unfriended;
it’s looks like this bromance has ended.
He’s put up his dukes…
but they’re missiles with nukes!
It’s scary what might be intended.
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Trump says bad jobs data was rigged…because that’s what *he’ll* do now, if he can.
Trump claims the numbers were rigged
‘Cause that’s what *he’ll* try to get jigged.
A life long golf cheater
and offense repeater…
lies are the booze that he swigs.
When Republicans say Dems are cheating
the truth is, it’s *them* who’s competing
to see just how low that
their party can go
and how many facts they’re deleting.
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This photo of Trump’s wattle is fake, but if *feels* real.
The chin of a leader is strong.
It’s rugged and firm like a thong.
But Donald’s is baggy,
so fleshy and saggy, from
eating too many food wrongs.
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Trump’s tariffs are bald extortion, and his new courage against Putin has yet to be proven. There’s plenty of time for TACO man to return. Here’s a golden oldie from his first term:
The Donald would love to be “Don”
…like that mafia act he puts on.
It’s all just for show
he’s a coward, you know
and with Putin, no more than a pawn.
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RFK junior replaces real science with bias, and based on debunked rumor, cancels vaccine research. It’ll be herd immunity the hard way!
RFKj thinks that he knows the way
but his head’s just too far up his ass.
His steadfast reliance
on long-debunked “science”
extrudes his ideas like passed gas.
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