Oh, that military parade Xi that put on for Putin and Kim…and Trump.
China showed poor Donald how dictatorship is done:
’twas demoed in a big parade that dwarfed the U.S. one.
Donald didn’t get his kicks from tanks and armor plate.
Instead he got instruction on how soldiers challenged fate.
Who gives a shit about those men and how they lived and died?
Surely not our Donald, in whose int’rest they don’t lie.
The only thing he cares about is, can they help his brand…
I dearly hope one day he finds his empire’s built on sand.
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Trump: Fatso, spend time at the gym. Pritzker: It takes one to know one.
Hey, Fats up there on your shelf…
You don’t care about Pritzker’s health.
Dumb that you tell him
“Get to the gym!”
when you’ve never been down there yourself!
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Oracle’s Larry Ellison surpasses Elon Musk as world’s richest person.
Elon, does this mean we’re through?
Wall Street just told me what’s new.
We’ve all seen the sign, man:
You’ve fallen behind, and
no shit man, you’re now Number Two.
What’s that brown stink on my shoe?
You fell from your big hill of poo.
There’s so many fans of the
world’s richest man, but
in both ways, you’re now Number Two.
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