Trump’s body language: “I lost”

Donald got played again, Putin got laid and then 
Ukraine and Europe got fucked. 
Zelenskyy gets nothin’
and Trump’s busy bluffin’
but everyone knows that he sucked. 

Donald seemed strong but that didn’t last long. 
He went on FOX claiming a win. 
But pix told the story: 
t’was Putin got the glory. 
At least Donald wiped off his chin. 
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Trump paused his summit with Zelenskyy and EU leaders to…call Putin? Why? To clarify his orders?

Oh oh Vlad, my dear Vlad,
are you mad? Don’t be mad!
I’m seeing other leaders,
but you’re dad, still my dad.

I told them what you said,
what you fed to my head.
I’m not going blue,
stayin’ red, oh so red.
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Charged with a felony for attacking police with a Subway sandwich, granted a pardon for attacking police with flagpoles and bear spray on Jan 6. Welcome to Trump’s “America”…

Attack with a sandwich? Do time. 
Use bear spray and flagpoles? That’s fine. 
Justice is fucked-up 
and partisan sucked-up…
what now passes for law is a crime. 
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Trump wants to ban mail-in voting and machines. Because these methods are corrupt? No, because they aren’t.

Voting by mail will soon send you to jail
and voting machines will be canned.
If all our cheating can not be repeated,
elections themselves will be banned.

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Trump spouted Putin’s talking points after their summit. Then Zelenskyy and European friends helped him realize that Putin is playing him. And maybe they are now—having observed the rules of the game.

Trump confers with Putin—turns to red.
Then he meets Zelenskyy—blue instead.
Whoever that he’s talked to last 
can change his mind, and change it fast.

It’s really just a contest to get through
so tempt him with the gold that he’ll accrue.
If you’re the very last to shake his hand
you’ll make him think that you can help his brand.

That Nobel’s dancing in his head 
and so he tries invoking Father Fred… 
he calls them up, to fill their ears 
with global existential fears.
Alas, he can’t admit that Dad is dead.

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Steve Schlich is retired after 35 years of writing fiction about software: “easy to use,” “does what you want,” and the like. Hobbies include webmaster for www.RodSerling.com, writing songs and short stories. In 2004, he wrote Naked Washington, a book chronicling the naughty public art in Washington, D.C.

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