Trump and Musk: a match made in hell, and consumated—continuously—in public.
This bromance of “equals” is doomed
‘cause Elon and Trump can’t be groomed.
One day each will know
that the other must go…
and set up a contest on Zoom.
That billionaire cage match will be
the rumble we all pay to see.
Thumb-typing, they’ll figure out
who’s got the bigger trout.
Screw streaming—they’ll fight on TV!
