All manner of sycophants have been swooping into Mar-a-Lago to crawl and bow before the Orange Overlord, and to beg for employment. Trump aide Boris Epshteyn sought exhorbitant personal payments from job seekers, an internal legal review found.
1.
A steady parade of fresh fools
apply to become Donald’s tools.
Onward they flow,
what these toads need to know
is whether to kiss ass, or jewels!
2.
Petitioners asking for jobs
were met with a shakedown and robbed.
Epstheyn grew greedy,
demands got quite seedy.
They’ll soon run the country, those slobs!
3.
Trump had a billionaire’s fit.
You’d think he would *value* Ep’s wit.
From others, theft’s fine,
but you don’t steal a dime
from the Donald—he’ll make you eat shit!
From the New York Times…Steven Cheung, a spokesman for the transition, said: “As is standard practice, a broad review of the campaign’s consulting agreements has been conducted and completed, including as to Boris [Epshteyn], among others. We are now moving ahead together as a team to help President Trump Make America Great Again.”
It was unclear what “standard practice” he was referring to.
