Trump’s tariffs will raise—not lower—prices. And deporting migrants will deprive farmers of workers they desperately need.
Rural life’s gonna get bad
as MAGA-heads learn they’ve been had.
Non-sensical tariffs
and immigrant sheriffs
will make lots of small farmers sad.
Who will be picking their greens?
It won’t be Republican teens!
No produce to sell
and high prices from hell
will cost farmers caught in between.