Elon Musk used Twitter (now called X) to kill a spending bill, and Trump tagged along. What else will the Shadow President screw up?
Musk sticks to Donald like glue…
clinging like shit on your shoe.
He pops up like whack-a-mole
everywhere Donny goes
stuck in our guts like the flu.
Musk’s worth 400-plus bil,
and Donald a paltry few mil. (that’s the truth, folks)
Is he Elon’s peon?
Well, there’s a-hole’s knee on
Trump’s neck like some king of the hill.
It’s easy to picture this clown
abusing the power he’s found.
And you’re shit out of luck
if you think Elon “Muck”
will get lost without taking us down.
