NEWS: Trump attended a prayer service (!!), where a Bishop asked him for mercy on gays and immigrants. You know, like Jesus…

“She’s nasty,” said Trump of a preacher
who asked him to not be a creature.
This man known for whoring
calls morning prayer boring?
I wish he’d man up and slur Reacher!

He then said the bishop is hated.
Asking for love, she’s berated.
Trump’s words leave a smell,
make me wish there’s a Hell
because that’s where this jerk would be fated.

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NEWS: Trump thinks he can rename the Gulf of Mexico, Mt. Denali, and take back the Panama Canal. Big talk for such a little man!

Renaming the Gulf is so dumb
reflecting what Trump has become.
A dick on Day One
then four years of rerun
until all of our souls have gone numb.

Steal the canal: a bold deed.
But will it give Trump what he needs?
McKinley is next
will it prove that he’s Rex? 
No, his balls are the size of grape seeds!

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NEWS: Steve Bannon vowed to separate Elon Musk from Trump by Inauguration Day. How’d that go, limp dick?

Bannon said Musk was pure evil…
he’d ban him by methods medieval.
His deadline has passed
and Steve looks half-assed
‘cause his boss still hangs out with that weasel.

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NEWS: The Fraternal Order of Police (F.O.P.) condemned Trump’s pardon of violent J6 offenders. Yet they endorsed him even after he said that’s what he would do!

The pardons left F.O.P. shocked.
Endorsing Trump was a real crock.
He said who he’d pardon…
you misread the jargon?
You dumb clucks deserve to be mocked.

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Steve Schlich is retired after 35 years of writing fiction about software: “easy to use,” “does what you want,” and the like. Hobbies include webmaster for www.RodSerling.com, writing songs and short stories. In 2004, he wrote Naked Washington, a book chronicling the naughty public art in Washington, D.C.

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