NEWS: Trump imposes tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China. He doesn’t understand them. But we consumers will.

The purpose of tariffs is clear:
to make foreign purchases dear.
So then we’ll buy local 
we’ll be U.S. focal
to keep manufacturing near.

But what if we’re only the buyers…
we don’t manufacture, we hire?
We need it? We’ll pay
whatever they say!
Tariffs just make prices higher.

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NEWS: It doesn’t matter how unqualified Trump’s cabinet appointees are. The Republican majority approves them anyway.

Trump picked some jerks to appoint.
An alleged New Age to annoint?
“America First”
courts America’s worst
but that seems to be the whole point.

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NEWS: Trump’s Supreme Court supermajority killed Roe v. Wade, but abortions actually increased. Religious Right, what lives did you save, in exchange for your souls?

Evangelicals, now you’re a pawn…
your new savior’s an unholy con.
You’ve closed both your eyes
to deception and lies
and forgotten that God sees you fawn.

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NEWS: Trump will go the Super Bowl so he can brag that the cameras showed him more than Taylor Swift. FOX will comply, of course. I wonder how many millions the Secret Service will spend guarding the petulant man-child?

The fans of Ms. Taylor are miffed
that Trump gets a Super Bowl gift.
He’ll endlessly brag
that he bested that bag
after FOX shows him more times than Swift.

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Steve Schlich is retired after 35 years of writing fiction about software: “easy to use,” “does what you want,” and the like. Hobbies include webmaster for www.RodSerling.com, writing songs and short stories. In 2004, he wrote Naked Washington, a book chronicling the naughty public art in Washington, D.C.

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