MAGA folks worry that Trump won’t keep his promises. When did he ever?
What do Trump voters find scary?
They worry their hopes might get buried.
Will Trump keep his word?
Oh, you silly old turd!
He’ll bail when things start getting hairy.
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Musk says criticism by the media feels like a “daily proctology exam.”
Musk claims The Press is a scam—
they just want his rectal exam.
Well, I’ll take a pass
on that peek up his ass.
What’s enough is the stink of his plans.
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U.S. & Russia hold talks on Ukraine…without Ukraine or NATO allies.
The U.S. and Russia are meeting
all by themselves, ain’t that cheating?
With both flags unfurled
they’ll divide up the world…
and you know that Ukraine takes a beating.
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DOGE is neither a department nor efficient. And quite opaque.
DOGE is transparent? No Way!
It’s what they do, not what they say.
“Move fast and break things”
replace them with fake things!
and fire all who stand in the way.
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A Trump campaign promise: “put unelected bureaucrats back in their place.”
Musk: “My job is to remove unelected bureaucrats.” Fire yourself!
Nobody voted for you.
You think you’ve got business kung fu.
Your mission is junk,
your minions are punks
and you just look for people to screw.
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Carolyn Hax on Elon Musk: “The richest person in the world in the richest country in the world is cutting off money to the most vulnerable.”
Musk thinks The Poor didn’t earn
the riches all citizens yearn.
Naivé frugality,
business morality
earns the unworthy his spurn.
