Trump is ruling by fiat and the Replublican-controlled Congress is too scared to oppose him.

The Executive Orderer thinks he’s a king
and he’s pissing and shitting on every damn thing.
“If you can’t do it my way
then go eat some highway.”
His “friends” are all sporting a golden nose ring.

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President Elon is at it again… “Summarize your week in an email, or you’re fired.”

It didn’t take Musk long to learn
that he could inhabit Trump’s term.
The thrust of this scam
sounds a lot like his plan
to widely distribute his sperm.

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“He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.”
Trump quotes Napoleon…while breaking laws.
And he hasn’t saved it yet.

Everything comes back to Trump;
he’s king of an amoral dump.
The worst came to pass,
so much kissing of ass
that the world needs a mass stomach pump!

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Trump calls Zelenskyy a dictator who started the war with Russia.

Trump calls Zelenskyy dictator…
’twas guaranteed sooner or later.
The time has long past 
since he last kissed Vlad’s ass
and you don’t want to cheat your castrator!

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Steve Schlich is retired after 35 years of writing fiction about software: “easy to use,” “does what you want,” and the like. Hobbies include webmaster for www.RodSerling.com, writing songs and short stories. In 2004, he wrote Naked Washington, a book chronicling the naughty public art in Washington, D.C.

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