Trump and Vance ambushed Zelenskyy on camera. President Asshole calls it “great TV.”

The Donald and J.D. are crude,
their treatment of allies is rude.
You know where this ends…
we lose all our friends.
We’re so diplomatically screwed!

You can’t make America great
while leading the world into hate.
You’ve made us the bad guys
they’re watching with sad eyes
as our country sinks down to third rate.

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Trump claims we can win a trade war with the rest of the world. Ignorance!

Each time Trump expells something crass
we pray that it won’t come to pass.
I have a suggestion…
his talk begs the question:
how far are his brains up his ass?

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Trump and Vance ambushed Zelenskyy on camera. It’s a pretext to supporting Putin.

Those fools think we’re better alone.
That attitude sinks like a stone.
We’re caught in a rut
when they kiss Putin’s butt
and force all our allies to roam.

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Trump alternates between blind egotism and desperate insecurity. 

What will prove Trump is The Man?
Well, nothing! His manhood’s a sham.
His balls are the size
of a fire ant’s eyes
and his diet’s as healthy as Spam.

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Steve Schlich is retired after 35 years of writing fiction about software: “easy to use,” “does what you want,” and the like. Hobbies include webmaster for www.RodSerling.com, writing songs and short stories. In 2004, he wrote Naked Washington, a book chronicling the naughty public art in Washington, D.C.

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