“They’re like a kid in a nuclear power plant running around hitting buttons,” said Max Stier, president of the Partnership for Public Service (which actually focuses on government efficiency), when asked about DOGE’s measures. “They have no sense of the cascade of consequences they’re causing.”

DOGE is a posse of punks…
basking in power, they’re drunk.
Pursuing perfection
with heads up their rectums
if their work was graded, they’d flunk.
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Cutting IRS funding by half means that wealthy cheats will keep trillions in unpaid taxes.

DOGE claims it’s going to save billions
but tax cheats look on like reptilians.
The IRS crippled
and losses will triple…
those personnel cuts will cost trillions.
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A Dept of Defense klutz invited a journalist to a top secret chat—on a public platform!

Top Secret’s not Top any more…
intelligence flew out the door.
The DOD brass says
they’ll cover their asses
and then just ignore the uproar.

It’s amateur hour in D. C.
and caution has gone absentee.
It’s no use defending
the jobs that need ending:
those buttheads who run DOD.

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Steve Schlich is retired after 35 years of writing fiction about software: “easy to use,” “does what you want,” and the like. Hobbies include webmaster for www.RodSerling.com, writing songs and short stories. In 2004, he wrote Naked Washington, a book chronicling the naughty public art in Washington, D.C.

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