A Dept of Defense klutz invited a journalist to a top secret chat—on a public platform!
Secrets don’t mean much today
Our leaders just give them away.
The chat needed hypo
instead got a typo
and let the war plans go astray.
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Leaders? Hegseth (DOD) and Waltz (NSA) are massively unqualified.
The cabinet’s fools got a pass
Hegseth and Waltz are world class.
The real DEIs
are those dumbshit white guys
whose talent is kissing Trump’s ass.
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Cory Booker held the Senate floor for 25+ hours protesting our many Trump-generated crises.
A marathon speech set the tone
for toppling Trump off his throne.
You’ll never be sorry
for backing up Cory.
We can’t let this act stand alone!
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Elon Musk pissed away $21 million trying to stack the Wisconsin Supreme Court.
To the tune of “Can’t Buy Me Love” by the Beatles…
Can’t buy a judge
even though you thought you could.
Justice won’t budge
your bribes are just no good.
Voters know your money comes with strings
and they showed you that won’t do.
They don’t want their lives controlled by kings
so you got a big Fuck You.
Voters said “Go stuff your money.
Money can’t buy a judge!”
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Trump tariffs quickly tanked the stock market. We’re next!
The tariffs are here, grab your purse.
And you wondered if things could get worse?
Your answer is here
and it’s all that you fear…
the economy’s bound for a hearse.
