Trump fires staff based on Laura Loomer’s conspiracy theories.
Conspiracy theories now rule.
Believing will make you a fool.
Ms. Loomer is blooming…
it’s Trump who she’s grooming.
He’s quickly becoming her tool.
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Trump “doesn’t know” if he’s supposed to honor the Constitution.
The Constitution, what’s that?
Some stupid rules pulled from a hat?
I don’t have swallow it,
ain’t gonna to follow it.
Watch me go full autocrat!
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Trump says he’ll reopen Alcatraz for “ruthless and violent” criminals. In fact, it’s a modern-day ruin and a tourist destination. He’s really just manufacturing another absurd headline, but I have an inspiration…
Trump wants the jail in the Bay
to run like in Al Capone’s day.
The ruthless we’ll bind!
…I have one in mind:
Come here Don, we’d love you to stay!
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Drumpf pissed on our WWII allies like soggy lint in a urinal. Private Bonespurs wants to rename VE Day, leaving out “Europe”…since they were just tagging along while America won the war singlehandedly. This from the coward who loves Hitler!
Our allies were too weak to win.
Their blood counts for nothing…so thin!
“We are the heroes,
you losers are zeros.”
“Kneel before me, you has-beens!”
Donald hates soldiers, it’s true.
“You dead guys are losers…screw you!”
“You flunked when you signed,
put your lives on the line.”
“Always ask: what’s in it for you.”
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Dear President Ahole: You’ll acquire Canada, Greenland, and the Panama Canal by force, but you can’t bother El Salvador’s “sovereignty”—which you bought for $6 million tax dollars—to free an innocent man?
Take Canada, Greenland, and more
You think the world’s your private whore.
If it’s easy to take
all those sovereign states…
then go annex El Salvador!
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RFK jr’s latest debunked-years-ago theory investigation: contrails. What’s next: flat Earth?
He told us a worm chewed his brain.
Is that why this man acts insane?
He fought for the meek,
and the land, and the weak.
But those days are gone—it’s a shame!
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Alex Cain | May 9, 2025
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You’re so awesome! I don’t believe I have read a single thing like that before. So great to find someone with some original thoughts on this topic. Really.. thank you for starting this up. This website is something that is needed on the internet, someone with a little originality!