Apologies to Leonardo and Mother’s Day…

I figured out something today:
Evil Trump art is passé.
What truly would cut
and turn MAGA guts?
…to grant him a loving sashay.

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Qatar’s proposed gift: a luxury AirForce One 

The new Air Force One is a palace
a flying luxurious chalice.
A bribe, there’s no doubt
buys political clout.
It’s Trump’s brand-new substitute phallus!

Grift me a plane and I’ll bless you.
Democrats, pleased to distress you.
The Cardinals said “Nope,
you can’t become Pope.”
But those oligarchs sure can impress you!
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RFK jr. posted about bathing in toxic Rock Creek. With his grandchildren.

Bobby j found a solution…
soaking in Rock Creek’s pollution.
Is bathing in jism
a cure for autism?
Stunning health care revolution!

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The Saudis treated Trump to a mobile McDonalds. It’s beyond parody.

The one thing Trump likes more than cash is good old Mickey D.
He didn’t care for Arabs ’till he got a plane for free.
This time, the bribe’s a semi full of beef, and fries, and buns.
The Saudis’ bid for Donald’s heart will never lack for funds.

They’ve got more cash than God and so the spending’s not a strain
and Donald’s so transactional, they’ve everything to gain.
So feed him burgers, feed him lies, the details matter not.
Just feed his ego and you’re free to use him for your plot.

Let’s not forget: bin Salman had a critic killed and chopped.
And we were paid to look away while blood and guts were mopped.
He spends his billions on our arms to wipe the record clean,
and Trump is nothing if not moved by piles of cash obscene.
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RFK jr. said “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.”

Bobby told Congress, “Don’t listen to me.”
But his vaccine denials are on a marquee.
Children could die 
because Bobby lies.
So listen to doctors and not to Bob-bee.

READ more: https://thetvolution.com/author/steve/

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Steve Schlich is retired after 35 years of writing fiction about software: “easy to use,” “does what you want,” and the like. Hobbies include webmaster for www.RodSerling.com, writing songs and short stories. In 2004, he wrote Naked Washington, a book chronicling the naughty public art in Washington, D.C.

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