The House of Representatives might tank Trump’s “Big Beautiful” budget bill because—OMG—some *Republicans* oppose it!
Wow—Republicans threaten Trump’s budget!
So rare GOPs dare to judge it.
It remains to be seen
if they’ve really got spleen
or they orate and later just fudge it.
The truth is, they hate it because it’s not cruel enough. For example, you can cut taxes on the rich by cutting back SNAP benefits. Why feed The Poor? They’ll just get hungry again.
(Note: After all that crying, the cowards passed it.)
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Guantanimo migrant detentions cost $100K per person per day, but only $165 in a US prison. Hmm, not very efficient.
Gitmo costs a 100K
each and every friggin’ day.
But to hold ‘em alive it’s one-sixty-five
in the good old USA.
Where’s DOGE when you need ‘em?
They’re too busy cheatin’
pretending to save the day.
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RESISTANCE THROUGH RHYME
Now a political liability, Musk falls out of favor with Uncle Don…
A true dime-store icarus, this one…
Flashes butt cheeks and cries, “kiss one!”
Tried firing for fun
flew too close to the sun.
Then quit before Trump could dismiss one.
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Tariffs on or off? Oval office ambushes. Our economy is tanking and our standing in the world is on its knees.
What did you do to our country today?
How did you fuck up the USA?
Stow all that power and take a cold shower
your need’s a pathetic display.
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