No need to torch Teslas—they burn on their own.
They’ll blaze while you masturbate on the way home.
Musk claims that people burned
just means success was earned…
Tesla fails while the king squirms on his throne.
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Tesla batteries catch fire. Body panels fall off. 5 million recalls in ’24! Are you SURE you want him back?
“Move fast and break things,” he said.
Self-driving carnage…who’s dead?
Release before ready!
The product’s unsteady
and Elon’s just sick in the head.
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Musk’s nazi salute was one of many stupid moves. The price: 1/4 of his wealth.
Elon lost one-fifty bil, when he
drove Telsla’s stock down a hill
He thought he’d be cute
with a Nazi salute
but the rest of us don’t feel the thrill.
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Musk renamed Twitter to X
…a juvenile rhyming with “sex”
If that’s so damn neat
why are posts still called tweets?
A more truthful name would be Drecks.
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Send Elon to Mars in one of his cars
and make sure he never comes back.
His DOGE boys can follow
like slaves of Apollo
and choke in the Martian outback.
