Elon Musk: this year’s Stranger in a Strange Land. Can you Grok that?

Heinlein is spinning with shock;
you’re soiling the stature of “Grok.”
You ignorant cluck, 
your philosophy sucks!
The one thing you do well is talk.
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Trump sends the National Guard—and Marines—to LA with no plans for food, water, bathrooms…or beds. 

Guardsmen are stuck on the floor.
Marines will be squatting outdoors.
They’ve no place to sleep and 
there’s nothing to eat, ‘cause
their President treats them like whores.
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Musk meekly deletes his anti-Trump tweets.

Sooo sorry, Don…I was putting you on.
I know your dick’s bigger and mine’s just a yawn.
Let’s keep things sunny…
I can’t lose more money.
I’ll swallow and follow before it’s all gone.
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RFK Jr. is replacing all 17 CDC vaccine advisors with anti vaxxers.

RFKj hates vaccines.
He “knows” they hold sickness unseen.
Screw science theories, 
adopt wild conspiracies
straight from a mental ravine.
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Private Bone Spurs’ birthday parade will cost taxpayers million$…and Daddy *still* won’t love him.

A birthday parade is Trump’s treat
with tank treads to tear up the street.
The “bone spurs” Dad bought you
have cradled and taught you
where ego and cowardice meet.

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Trump’s parade celebrates powerful but obsolete weapons, as Ukraine’s drone attack on Russia demonstrated.

The point is, our power is vast;
but Trump’s parade shows off the past.
To see Russian pain from the 
drones of Ukraine, shows that
muscle will soon be outclassed.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not against celebrating the military. We owe our freedom to the military. I am against misuse of the military. I wonder if Trump will schedule a parade to celebrate the Navy, the Air Force, the Marines, the Coast Guard? Even though their special days don’t coincide with his birthday? You know the answer.

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BONUS: Marco Rubio yawns during Trump’s birthday the Army 250th Anniversary parade

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Steve Schlich is retired after 35 years of writing fiction about software: “easy to use,” “does what you want,” and the like. Hobbies include webmaster for www.RodSerling.com, writing songs and short stories. In 2004, he wrote Naked Washington, a book chronicling the naughty public art in Washington, D.C.

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