Trump Demands Homeless People Move Out of Washington, DC ‘Immediately’
Drumpf wants the homeless gone now;
He’s vague on just where or how.
“Shoot ‘em or truck ‘em?
The point is, folks: fuck ‘em!
…It’s okay—I’m holier than thou.”
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The new Truth Social chatbot contradicts Trump
Truth Social chatbot caught telling the truth:
The tariffs, in fact, are a tax.
Trump lost 2020 and crime’s not aplenty.
…the liar in chief’s short on facts.
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Trump’s strategy: break so many rules at once that you can’t keep track…or stop him.
This bullshit’s another distraction,
don’t look over there at my action.
There’s nothing to see
in my criminal spree
and I profit from your stupefaction.
I’m flooding the zone with this shit,
it’s good you’re offended by it.
Your aesthetics misled
soon you’re over your head
and you’re too busy screaming to stop it.
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Trump meets Putin in Alaska to discuss Ukraine—without Zelenskyy. Will Donald bring his knee pads?
Trump’s getting ready for Putin
…which means he’ll pretend he’s straight shootin’.
If it’s like meetings past,
he’ll be boned up the ass,
and think he’s astride a solution.
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Time for a reprise: Because Netanyahu can’t stop talking about Drumpf’’s Gaza idea…
Trump proposes ethnic cleansing and rebuilding Gaza into “a Mediterranean Riviera” and his Chief of Staff reacts…
Post-bombing, poor Gaza’s a mess
but Trump’s got a plan to profess…
He’ll clear out the rubble
—which solves all that trouble!
and build an exclusive address.
Trump will cleanse Gaza, and then
the homeland will be born again.
A new Riviera,
a gaudy chimera…
a haven for wealthy white men!
You’re shocked? Well, you don’t hear the tune.
That solopsist won’t read the room.
His solution’s not rash…
just clear out the trash!
and shove Gazans out into gloom.
Watch as Trump’s new Chief of Staff
stares disbelief at his gaffe.
“We’ll transform dead Gaza
into a Trump Plaza
and (ssh!) push locals off on a raft.
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