RESISTANCE THROUGH RHYME Elon Musk used Twitter (now called X) to kill a spending bill, and Trump tagged along. What else will the Shadow President screw up? Musk sticks to Donald like glue…clinging like shit on your shoe.He pops up like whack-a-moleeverywhere Donny goesstuck in our guts
RESISTANCE THROUGH RHYME Trump’s tariffs will raise—not lower—prices. And deporting migrants will deprive farmers of workers they desperately need. Rural life’s gonna get badas MAGA-heads learn they’ve been had.Non-sensical tariffsand immigrant sheriffswill make lots of small farmers sad. Who will be picking their greens?It won’t be Republican teens!No
RESISTANCE THROUGH RHYME Some people care more about banning drag queens reading about tolerance and help for trans kids, than preventing school shootings. On shooting, some folks take this stand:a gun in each school teacher’s hand.But drag queens who readand those trans kids who needyour assistance instead
RESISTANCE THROUGH RHYME The Republican-majority Senate will yield to Trump like frightened children and approve most, if not all, of his inappropriate cabinet picks. The Republican Senate’s got rulesthe obediant yes-men are tools.Approve every clownor you’re gonna go downthe victim of MAGA-head mules. We’ll end up with cabinet
A golden oldie: remember when Trump 45 and FOX News pretended to be at odds? Trump’s fix on FOX News lost its luster,complaints are the most he can muster.His State-TV whorejust ain’t working no moreand all he’s got left is his bluster. Trump’s feud with FOX News
Trump’s proposed cabinet is dominated by billionaires. The billionaire cabinet’s spiel:if you can’t earn the cash, then you steal.They think they know all’cause their biz made a haulbut their view of the world’s quite unreal. The billionaire cabinet rocks!they’ll spend their time measuring cocks.They’re sure you’re entrancedby
Putin has Gabbard’s ear and Trump’s heart. And would love to have America by the balls. 1.The siren who’s bending your earwill tell you what you want to hear. She’s Ms. Informationand killing our nation’sthe goal that she holds oh so dear. 2.Putin’s wet dream is our fall…He’s
Joe Biden pardons his son and liberals condemn his compassion. 1. Joe pardons his son and they shout,“How dare you give Hunter an out!”These aren’t Right lost souls, manthey’re Lefty assholes, andthey don’t know what mercy’s about. 2. You say, don’t forgive every sin.But nothing’s more basic than kin.Prove
Trump’s choice for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is a public drunkard, also accused by former colleagues of sexism. Hegseth’s a scoundrel and drunk.His rep has the Dems in a funk.Trump wants his historyshrouded in mystery—‘cause he’s an arrogant punk. Hegseth as SecDef? That’s nuts!He’d screw up
Trumpʻs electoral "mandate" is actually a modest plurality. More people voted against him, than for him. Three times now! It turns out the mandate is mini:Trump’s popular margin, so skinny.What’s sold as pure goldis so false and so oldthat the brass near his ass is quite
