Biden vs Trump – The Scorecard Game
By Ernest Kearney - The Great Biden/Trump "Liar-Liar, Pants on Fire" 2024 Scorecard Game at last!
READ: LIMERICKS 12/04/24
Trump’s choice for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is a public drunkard, also accused by former colleagues of sexism. 1.Hegseth’s a scoundrel and drunk.His rep has the Dems in a funk.Trump wants his historyshrouded in mystery—‘cause he’s an arrogant punk. 2.Hegseth as SecDef? That’s nuts!He’d screw up
READ: LIMERICKS 12/02/24
Trumpʻs electoral "mandate" is actually a modest plurality. More people voted against him, than for him. Three times now! It turns out the mandate is mini:Trump’s popular margin, so skinny.What’s sold as pure goldis so false and so oldthat the brass near his ass is quite
READ: LIMERICKS 11/30/24
Some of Trump’s appointments are getting swatted and receiving bomb threats. Whoa! Do we really want to poke that bear? If we stoop to that level, it won’t end well. 1.What do you jerks think you’re doing?Your high ground’s the thing that you’re screwing.Bomb threats
READ: LIMERICKS 11/28/24
All manner of sycophants have been swooping into Mar-a-Lago to crawl and bow before the Orange Overlord, and to beg for employment. Trump aide Boris Epshteyn sought exhorbitant personal payments from job seekers, an internal legal review found. 1.A steady parade of fresh foolsapply to become
READ: LIMERICKS 11/26/24
The proposed Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has called Covid a manufactured conspiracy and advocated ivermection and hydroxychloroquine as cures—which they are not. He will perform massive—and amateur—surgery on our health care system. Ironically, both ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine are used to
READ: LIMERICKS 11/24/24
Surely you’ve seen the photo. If not, it’s here. Forcing conspiracy theorist and anti-vaxxer Bobby Junior to eat MacDonald’s, food that a few days earlier he called “poison,” is emblematic of what Trump has in mind for us haters: you will eat shit and like
READ: LIMERICKS 11/21/24
Trump and Musk: a match made in hell, and consumated—continuously—in public. This bromance of “equals” is doomed‘cause Elon and Trump can’t be groomed.One day each will knowthat the other must go…and set up a contest on Zoom. That billionaire cage match will bethe rumble we all pay
READ: LIMERICKS 11/19/24
Republicans are elbowing each other in the rush to bend a knee to Emperor Trump. But it’s not enough—now he wants recess cabinet appointments, .i.e., no Senate approval needed. Even without that power, he can avoid approval by using temporary appointments. For example, Acting Attorney
READ: LIMERICKS 11/17/24
Opinion writer Dana Milbank said of Trump’s leadership picks so far: “His administration is going to be just as incompetent as it was last time—maybe more so.” His cabinet picks are quite horrible!The Devil would find them adorable.From where do they come?…pulled out of Trump’s bum.They’re
READ: LIMERICKS 11/15/24
Trump actually won the popular vote, and you can cry or you can laugh…or in my case, write limericks. I plan to do this several times a week. ———————————————————— Trump’s first appointments seem vile…Gaetz reeks far worse than black bile.His picks for defenselack knowledge and senseand surely